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Joke: A mathematician, a statistician, and an accountant are all up for the same job. The board asks each of them the same section, "What is 100 + 200?"
The mathematician replies, "300."
The statistician replies, "300, with 95 % certainty."
The accountant says in a hushed voice, "What do you want it to be?" He gets the job.
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Joke: Teacher: What is the formula for water?
Johnny: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: No Johnny, it's H2O.
Johnny: That's what I said.
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Joke: What do mermaids wear to math class?
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Joke: How do you know if a toilet is sick?
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Joke: What did the blonde ask when her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
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