Funny Jokes

Joke: What happened to the boy who tried to grab fog?

Joke: A blonde goes to the doctor after hurting herself. The doctor tells her, "You're going to have to take it easy at work for a couple of weeks." He then gives her a note for her employer.

When the blonde brings the note to her employer he tells her, "Okay, I guess you're going to have to have light duty for the next few weeks."

The blonde replies, "Oh no! I don't know how to change lights."

Joke: What did the tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into eachother?

Joke: You know why a war on drugs is a bad idea?

Joke: How big is the average fence?