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Joke: A man smells his wife making his favorite cookies as he is about to die. He decides to crawl downstairs to get one final treat before he goes. As he reaches for one of the cookies his wife smacks his hand with the spatula, "No! Those are for the funeral."


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Joke: Why don't most buildings have a 13th floor?


Punch line: They aren't that tall.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Holla Lula!
Holla Lula who?
Holla lula! It's raining men! Hallelujah!


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Joke: What rock group has four men but no singer?


Punch line: Mt. Rushmore!


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Joke: Why has nobody heard of the new band 1023 megabits?


Punch line: They don't have any gigs.


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