Funny Jokes

Joke: What is another word for my phone? An iPhone!

Joke: What did Christmas,a girl, say to the handsome prince? Will you MERRY me?

Joke: Why doesn't Cleopatra every use her cellphone?

Joke: Why did the farmer feed his cow money?

Joke: 1CHILD WAS IN A MARKET BUYING TOMATO. HIS FRIEND SAW HIM AND HIM THAT LETS PLAY CRICKET. THE CHILD HAD CRICKET BALL. BY MISTAKE HE TOKE TOMATO. THE BOWLER PLAYED A BALL AND BATSMAN HITED A SIX.WHEN HE REACHED HOME HE ATE THE TOMATO(THE BALL) HE SAID AAAAAA