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Joke: A knight and his men come back to the castle after a long day. The king asks him, "How are we faring?"

The knight replies, "Sire, I have been robbing, pillaging and burning down the towns of your enemies in the north all day long."

The king shrieks, "What?! I have no enemies in the north!"

The night replies, "Oh... You do now."


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Europe!
Europe who?
No! You're a poo!


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Joke: How are men like spiders?


Punch line: When they are on the web, they always get their hands sticky.


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Joke: What's red and smells like blue paint?


Punch line: Red paint.


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Joke: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?


Punch line: Nacho cheese.


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