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Joke: How do you introduce beef to pork?


Punch line: Meat, meet meat.


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Joke: A man went to the store to buy 6 cans on Sprite. You can imagine how mad he was when he got home and discovered he had picked 7UP.


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Joke: Why did the spider go to the keyboard?


Punch line: He wanted a new website.


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Joke: Is Schrodinger's cat alive?


Punch line: The short answer is no. The long answer is yes.


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Joke: Why'd the man's wife think he was dreaming about writing The Lord of the Rings?


Punch line: He was Tolkien in his sleep.


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