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Joke: A blonde woman walks into a library and walks up to the librarian. She tells her "I'll have a double cheese burger, medium fries, and a large drink."

The librarian, slightly annoyed, tells her "Honey, this is a library. Not a McDonald's."

The blonde, extremely embarrassed, whispers "I'm sorry. I'll have a double cheese burger, medium fries, and a large drink."


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Joke: Where do you find a dog with no legs?


Punch line: Right where you left it.


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Joke: Why did the young Jedi kill his master?


Punch line: To get to the other side!


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Joke: What's the best way for a massage therapist to get fired?


Punch line: Rub people the wrong way.


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Joke: How do pilots take their hot dogs?


Punch line: Plane.


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