Funny Jokes

Joke: Why did the man sleep in and miss the funeral?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
To
To who?
No, it's to whom.

Joke: What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine?

Joke: A teacher is announcing her classes next speaker for career day, who happens to be a butcher. She says "He has chicken wings, pigs cheeks, and chicken breast."

One of the students blurts out "He must be really funny looking."

Joke: What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?