Funny Jokes

Joke: A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gives it to her.

Joke: What did the astronomer say after watching the sky for 24 hours?

Joke: Mother's day is for moms and father's day for dads, but what do single guys get?

Joke: A woman says to her husband, "I'm sick of you pushing me around and talking behind my back!"

The husband replies, "But honey, your wheelchair!"

Joke: A termite walks into a bar and asks the waitress, is the bar tender here?