Funny Jokes

Joke: What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?

Joke: A very very short man was robbed. The robber was eventually found and questioned by police. They were stunned he could stoop so low.

Joke: My girl is like √-100. She's a 10, but she's also imaginary.

Joke: John got his girlfriend pregnant. Ever since then he has changed drastically. He has a new address, phone number, and name.

Joke: Why are coffins so hard to sell?