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Joke: Newton's law - "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction."

Cole's law: "Shredded cabbage and carrots makes for a great salad."


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Joke: Is google a male or female? Female because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making suggestions.


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Joke: A girl asks her brother, "What's the difference between socks and cellular division?"

To which he replies, "Not much, they both involve mitosis!"


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting dyslexic cow.
Interrupting dyslexic c-
Omo!


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Joke: What's the most dangerous instrument to play?


Punch line: The Bermuda triangle.


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