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Joke: Why did the spider go to the keyboard?


Punch line: He wanted a new website.


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Joke: Is Schrodinger's cat alive?


Punch line: The short answer is no. The long answer is yes.


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Joke: Why'd the man's wife think he was dreaming about writing The Lord of the Rings?


Punch line: He was Tolkien in his sleep.


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Joke: A cable installer walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 10 PM and 7 AM."


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Joke: John asked his friend, "How's everything?"

His friend replied, "I'm just happy to be breathing."

John said, "You should have bigger aspirations bro."


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