Joke: Why was six scared of seven?

Joke: yo mama is so short she drives hot wheels

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she walked into the clothing store, GAP, the manager said,"Oh nice, you must be our mascot."

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when people tell her to take one she says"this is a movie film, so take 5."

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, when she went to JC PENNY, she thought everything was 1cent.

Joke: What did the optimist say when he was jumping off a building?