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Joke: How do you cut a wave in half?


Punch line: Use a sea saw.


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Joke: 1,000,000 seconds = approx 11.5 days Add 3 more zero's to change 1 million to 1 billion. (Its only 3 more zero's right?) 1,000,000,000 seconds = approx 31.7 years. Now add 3 more zero's changing 1 billion into 1 trillion. (Its only 3 more zero's right?) 1,000,000,000,000 seconds = approx 31.7 thousand years. Now you know.


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Joke: Do you know why they outlawed the "wave" at Prineville and La Pines school sports events? (You can use names of your local towns.)


Punch line: Because two students drowned.


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Joke: How do you make a fire with two sticks?


Punch line: Make sure one's a match!


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Joke: Why did the belt go to jail?


Punch line: It held up a pair of pants.


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Joke: How do hair stylists speed up their job?


Punch line: They take short cuts!


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