Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama is so old, when the baby bit her breasts, milk powder came out.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when Jesus told peter to come to him on the water, he had to add"only peter."

Joke: Yo mama so fat, Sam's Club was forced to stop selling things in bulk.

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, she took toast to France to make french toast.

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, when she went to subway, she asked"so where's the train?"