Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she went into the Gap, and filled it!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she locked her keys inside of her motorcycle.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he had to tell you to move.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, the Kool-Aid guy broke through her wall and yelled "Oh no!"

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.