Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor told her mother "Here's your treasure", and her mama said "Can we bury it?"

Joke: Yo mama is so stupid, she stared at an orange juice container for hours because it said 'concentrate.'

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she could make a train take a dirt road.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape-Nuts was a STD.