Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she went on a date, her date had to write on his forehead in all caps:NO IN BETWEENS.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, she's the same height lying down!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her she was a booty call, she said "Butts can't talk!"

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when somebody ordered a small fry from her she started ripping them in half.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she gets welfare for being "Too big to fail."