Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she's the only person who can legally carry around 100 kilo of crack!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the sofa!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, to get her through a doorway you have to grease the frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she scared the crap out of the toilet.