Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she wanted a water bed they just threw a tarp over a swimming pool.

Joke: Yo mama so fat she found the end of space ( and nine new species of aliens)

Joke: Yo Mama so fat that when she went on the scale Buzz Lightyear popped out of it and yelled, "Infinity and Beyond!"

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she had three guesses on a coin flip and still lost.