Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Where is my gumball?!"

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she talks to herself she gets charged for long-distance.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he had to tell you to move.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid she tried to drown her pet fish.

Joke: Yo mama's fat, her yearbook pictures were taken with Google Earth.