Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, that when she stepped on a scale, it said "to be continued."

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she gets welfare for being "Too big to fail."

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up on the wrong and right side of the bed.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to an all you can eat buffet they install speed bumps.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she's got every caterer in the city on speed dial!