Math Jokes

Joke: What kind of toilet paper do mathematicians use?

Joke: Different professions consider the behavior of a missile differently:

A mathematician will calculate where the missile will land.

A physicist will explain how the missile got there.

An engineer will just stand there and try to catch it.

Joke: How can you explain Santa Claus mathematically?

Joke: Do you want to hear a math joke?

Joke: Why did the mathematician want the 20011 square foot house?