Math Jokes

 

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Joke: What is one math problem that no German person can get wrong?


Punch line: Do you know the square root of 81?


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Joke: What do you call a baby eigen-sheep?


Punch line: A lamb. Duh.


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Joke: Why can't asymptotes ever have relationships?


Punch line: No matter how close they get they never meet.


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Joke: Why did the asymptote love MC Hammer?


Punch line: He could relate to the music. Can't touch this!


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Joke: Why was the function not scared of getting differentiated?


Punch line: It was the exp-function.


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