Laffy Taffy Jokes

Joke: What trick can a banana do?

Joke: The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve particles faster than the speed of light." A tachyon walks into a bar.

Joke: What did the hammer say to the piece of wood?

Joke: How many vampires does it take to put in a light bulb?

Joke: What do you call Lassie with a rose in her mouth?