Laffy Taffy Jokes

Joke: Why did the bowling pins stop working?

Joke: If your dog kisses you what do you call it?

Joke: What kind of key doesn't open a lock?

Joke: What did Jon do when his dog ate his science book?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Haha. Gross.