Joke: Why did Billy take a ruler to bed with him?
Punch line: To see how long he slept.
Joke: What flies and helps people?
Punch line: A Helidoctor.
Joke: How do you catch a squirrel?
Punch line: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Joke: What did the noodles say to the butter?
Punch line: Don't try and butter me up.
Joke: What do you call a nun sleep walking?
Punch line: A roamin' Catholic.
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