Knock knock jokes have been around forever! Since about the 1930's to be more exact. This type of joke actively involves both the teller and a listener in a back and forth format. Starting with "knock knock" the individual telling the joke sets up the conversation allowing the recipient to resond with "who's there?" The teller replies with some sort of word or phrase that acts as the setup for the punch line and the listener responds by repeating this phrase followed by "who?" The punch line is delivered providing the humor. Knock knock jokes are very often puns making use of double meanings and word misuse.
2 ratings
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Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cash!
Cash who?
No thanks, I could go for some almonds though.
44 ratings
2 saves
Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I'm the interrupting doctor!
The interr-
You have cancer.
8 ratings
2 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind! Are you a pig or an owl?
13 ratings
2 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Madam!
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!
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0 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and grab me something to drink.
6 ratings
3 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, could you stop talking and open it?
8 ratings
2 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
I love that show.
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rufus
Rufus who?
Rufus the most important part of your house.
86 ratings
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
To
To who?
No, it's to whom.
8 ratings
1 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
The KGB
The KGB...
*slap* The KGB will ask the questions here!
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