Knock Knock Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. Open the door so I can bite you!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Britney Spears!
Knock knock!
... Who's there?
Oops I did it again!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Who's Duff?
Who's duff who?
You da foo!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gone up!
Gone up who?
The bathroom is that way...

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yeah.
Yeah who?
Go get 'em cowboy!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
OCD!
OCD who?
OCD who? OCD who? OCD who? OCD who? OCD who?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno!
Juno who?
Juno who it is!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Felix!
Felix who?
Felix my ice cream I'll be very upset.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Odor!
Odor who?
Odor a little deodorant, you smell terrible.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there!
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!