Knock knock jokes have been around forever! Since about the 1930's to be more exact. This type of joke actively involves both the teller and a listener in a back and forth format. Starting with "knock knock" the individual telling the joke sets up the conversation allowing the recipient to resond with "who's there?" The teller replies with some sort of word or phrase that acts as the setup for the punch line and the listener responds by repeating this phrase followed by "who?" The punch line is delivered providing the humor. Knock knock jokes are very often puns making use of double meanings and word misuse.
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Grab
Grab who?
Not me!
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lego!
Lego who?
Lego to the movies!
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sarah!
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?! I've got a belly ache.
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamal!
Jamal who?
Jamal shook up, stop yelling at me!
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Raymond!
Raymond who?
Raymond me again, what was I supposed to get at the store?
Raymond = remind
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Radio!
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin'.
(It's a song)
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Woah, I didn't know you could yodel!
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mira!
Mira who?
Mira Mira, on the wall. You're the prettiest of them all.
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Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Three bananas and orange!
Three bananas and orange who?
Three bananas and orange you glad we all knocked together.
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