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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles, for one of your smiles.


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Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I'm the interrupting doctor!
The interr-
You have cancer.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cynthia!
Cynthia who?
Cynthia been gone! I can't breath for the first time!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Owls!
Owls who?
Yes, yes they do.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Your car!
My car who?
Your car who needs a tune-up! My engines knocking!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gone up!
Gone up who?
The bathroom is that way...


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Emerson!
Emerson who?
Emerson nice shoes you got there.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!


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Joke: Knock knock
Who's there?
Pete
Pete who?
Pete-za, but I ate it all!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
George Zimmerman.
George Zimmerman who?
Alright good. You're on the jury.


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