Knock Knock Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Egg!
Egg who?
I'm egg-cited to be here!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sombrero!
Sombrero who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Olivia!
Olivia who?
Olivia, what are you doing in my house?!
Olivia = I live here

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cynthia!
Cynthia who?
Cynthia been gone! I can't breath for the first time!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles, for one of your smiles.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cereal!
Cereal who?
Cereal honor to meet you!
Cereal = It's a real

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
G.I. Joe!
G.I. Joe who?
G.I. Joen't know! (Gee, I Don't know)

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dexter!
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Joke: Knock knock Who's there? Candy... Candy who? Candy owner of this big red car come and move it off my drive?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Your car!
My car who?
Your car who needs a tune-up! My engines knocking!