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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
To
To who?
No, it's to whom.


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Joke: You: knock knock other: who's there? You: interrupting president? Other: interrupting president who? You: interupt at who and say Donald Trump.


Punch line: Donald Trump


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Chicken!
Chicken who?
You. If you don't answer the door.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Emerson!
Emerson who?
Emerson nice shoes you got there.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Control freak. Now you say "Control freak who?"


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex plain later. Just open the door!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gone up!
Gone up who?
The bathroom is that way...


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jurassic!
Jurassic who?
Jurassic man, so I brought you soup!
Jurassic = you're a sick


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Irish Stu!
Irish Stu who?
Irish Stu in the name of the law!
Irish Stu = I arrest you.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rita!
Rita who?
Rita book! Stop watching TV.


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