Knock Knock Jokes

Joke: You: knock knock other: who's there? You: interrupting president? Other: interrupting president who? You: interupt at who and say Donald Trump.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Chicken!
Chicken who?
You. If you don't answer the door.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Emerson!
Emerson who?
Emerson nice shoes you got there.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Control freak. Now you say "Control freak who?"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex plain later. Just open the door!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gone up!
Gone up who?
The bathroom is that way...

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamal!
Jamal who?
Jamal shook up, stop yelling at me!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jurassic!
Jurassic who?
Jurassic man, so I brought you soup!
Jurassic = you're a sick

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rita!
Rita who?
Rita book! Stop watching TV.

Joke: Knock knock
Who's there?
Pete
Pete who?
Pete-za, but I ate it all!