Knock Knock Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gone up!
Gone up who?
The bathroom is that way...

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Coma!
Coma who?
Coma little closer and I'll tell you!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Irish Stu!
Irish Stu who?
Irish Stu in the name of the law!
Irish Stu = I arrest you.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Iguana!
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Queen
Queen who?
Queen yourself, I can smell you through the door.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ho ho!
Ho ho who?
Is it Christmas already?!

Joke: Knock knock
Who's there?
The
The who?
They are a great band, but I don't know what they have to do with this.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I love!
I love who?
Aw! I love you too!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice get any better!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Panther!
Panther who?
Panth-er no panth, I'm going swimming!
(Panth = pants)