Knock Knock Jokes

Joke: Knock knock
Who's there?
CD's!
CD's who?
CD's arms, I work out every day.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
The KGB
The KGB...
*slap* The KGB will ask the questions here!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Disco!
Disco who?
Disconnected...

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa courier for you!

Joke: Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes Who? Dishes a bad joke

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pasture!
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime, isn't it?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Madam!
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!

Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Three bananas and orange!
Three bananas and orange who?
Three bananas and orange you glad we all knocked together.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Britney Spears!
Knock knock!
... Who's there?
Oops I did it again!