Knock Knock Jokes

 

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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Moosh!
Moosh who?
Pork!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Beezer!
Beezer who?
Beezer black and yellow, and they make honey.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Disco!
Disco who?
Disconnected...


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Olivia!
Olivia who?
Olivia, what are you doing in my house?!
Olivia = I live here


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ya!
Ya who?
Nope, Google.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honda!
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my first love gave to me!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Otto!
Otto who?
Otto look through your peephole.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Chicken!
Chicken who?
You. If you don't answer the door.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pea catch!
Pea catch who?
I choose you!


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