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Joke: What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Punch line: With a cow-culator.
Joke: Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
Punch line: Because his feet stink!
Joke: What do you give a pig with a rash?
Punch line: Oinkment!
Joke: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
Punch line: Is that you Mummy?
Joke: What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
Punch line: A flying car-pet!
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