23 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Why didn't the teddy bear finish his supper?
29 ratings
9 saves
Joke: Three men are sitting in the waiting room at the hospital. The nurse approaches the first one and says "Congratulations! Your wife had twins!"
The man says "That's strange, I work for the Minnesota Twins."
The nurse comes back and approaches the second man "Your wife had quadruplets sir!"
The man says "Wow! I work for Foursquare."
The last man starts to cry so the nurse asks him "What's wrong sir?"
The man replies "I work for 84 lumber!"
194 ratings
2 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Suspense.
Suspense who?
...... Ah!
76 ratings
4 saves
Joke: How do you catch a squirrel?
81 ratings
2 saves
Joke: Two cupcakes are in the oven together cooking and one of them says "If we don't get out of here alive, I love you man."
The other cupcake says "Oh my gosh... A talking cupcake!"
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