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Joke: Why can't Martian kitties drink their milk?
Punch line: Because it's in flying saucers!
Joke: What did the frog order at the diner?
Punch line: French flies and a Diet Croak.
Joke: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Punch line: Lost!
Joke: Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Punch line: It is a blueberry (synonym for sad)
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Joke: What do you call a guy who makes pottery and is going through puberty?
Punch line: A "Hairy" Potter!
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