Jokes For Kids

Joke: Why did the dalmatian need glasses?

Joke: Why did the old woman tie skates on the rocking chair?

Joke: Why did the golfer get thrown out of the scorer's tent?

Joke: What shape is your hair in the morning?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Woah, I didn't know you could yodel!