Jokes For Kids

Joke: Wilfred had just learned his ABCs and was very scared of reciting them in front of his class. He stood in front of the class trembling and began. "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ." His teacher said, "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?" He replied, "It's running down my leg."

Joke: What do you do if a rhino charges you?

Joke: A man asked his girlfriend for a newspaper and she replied, "Don't be silly, just use my iPad."

At first he was hesitant, but the fly never saw it coming.

Joke: What do an elephant and a car have in common?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I.
I who?
Oh my gosh! The amnesia is worse that I thought!