Jokes For Kids

Joke: Chemist 1: Did you know they discovered a new element?
Chemist 2: No, what's it called?
Chemist 1: It's symbol is Ah.
Chemist 2: Oh... The element of surprise.

Joke: What do you call an old snowman?

Joke: What is a vampire's favorite food?

Joke: What do you call an owl that has armor on?

Joke: What do pirates say on their 80th birthday?