Jokes For Kids

Joke: What do you do with a sick wasp?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Emerson!
Emerson who?
Emerson nice shoes you got there.

Joke: A snail walks into a car dealership and asks them if he could get an 'S' painted on the hood of a particular car. The salesman asks him why and he responds "I want people to yell 'Look at that S car go!'"

Joke: How can you tell the difference between a dog and a tree?

Joke: What do you call a soot covered face, a large pickaxe, a hardhat, and overalls?