Jokes For Kids

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Joke: What is a caterpillar afraid of?


Punch line: A dogerpillar.


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Joke: How do sheep get clean?


Punch line: They take a baa-aa-aa-th.


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Joke: What do pigs give on Valentines day?


Punch line: Valenswines.


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Joke: What is a tree's favorite drink?


Punch line: Root Beer!


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Joke: A woman is pulled over and the officer asks her for her license. He looks at it and says "Ma'm, your license says you should be wearing glasses?"

The woman replies "I have contacts sir."

The officer gets mad and yells "I don't care who you know, you're getting a ticket!"


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