Jokes For Kids

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Joke: Why can't you trust atoms?


Punch line: They make up everything.


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Joke: What do you call it when fruit takes money from a bank?


Punch line: A strobbery.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Your car!
My car who?
Your car who needs a tune-up! My engines knocking!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!


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Joke: Why don't lobsters share?


Punch line: Because they are shellfish.


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