Jokes For Kids

Joke: What do you call a happy cowboy?

Joke: Which candy can't get anywhere on time?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Goliath!
Goliath who?
Goliath down, you lookith tired!

Joke: Where do you find pre-historic cows?

Joke: An ant and a centipede are hanging out and they run out of pop. The ant is going to get more but the centipede tells him, "Let me go, I'm faster with all of my legs." The ant agrees.

After waiting a couple of hours the ant calls the centipede, "What's taking so long?"

The centipede replies, "Hold on, I almost have my shoes on."