Jokes For Kids

Joke: How does a horse greet the pigs that live next to him?

Joke: When does a gnat have its best ideas?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
I'm great, thanks for asking.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock knock!
Who's there?!
Oh I'm just a tree branch, don't mind me.

Joke: A man dies and goes to Heaven. Immediately God explains to him the basics of Heaven, "In Heaven a penny is worth a million dollars and a minute lasts a million years."

The guy says, "Sweet, can I have a penny?"

God replies, "In a minute!"