Jokes For Kids

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
G.I. Joe!
G.I. Joe who?
G.I. Joen't know! (Gee, I Don't know)

Joke: What do you call a bird with glasses?

Joke: What do you call fake noodles?

Joke: A man is going around stealing all of the toilets at police stations.

Police have nothing to go on.

Joke: Knock knock!
who's there?
Shh!
Shh who?
Don't shoo me! I'm not an animal!