Jokes For Kids

Joke: Why are people always mad when you hand them their 80th birthday card?

Joke: An ant and a centipede are hanging out and they run out of pop. The ant is going to get more but the centipede tells him, "Let me go, I'm faster with all of my legs." The ant agrees.

After waiting a couple of hours the ant calls the centipede, "What's taking so long?"

The centipede replies, "Hold on, I almost have my shoes on."

Joke: Where do you find pre-historic cows?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Goliath!
Goliath who?
Goliath down, you lookith tired!

Joke: Which candy can't get anywhere on time?