Jokes For Kids

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Joke: The captain of a pirate ship is under attack one day and he tells his first mate to bring him his red shirt. The mate asks him "Why did you want your red shirt?"

The captain replied "Never let your enemy see you bleed!"

The next day somebody spots 200 ships coming their way. The captain sighs and says "Bring me my brown pants!"


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Joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7?


Punch line: Because 7 ate 9.


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Joke: What has 10 letters that starts with gas?


Punch line: An automobile.


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Joke: What is the only kind of nail carpenters don't like to hammer?


Punch line: Fingernails.


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Joke: What do eggs do for fun?


Punch line: Kara-yolk-e!


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